This post is basically triggered by a few things that happens today as well as other blogger's posts about something their mom's did - 3ad kil ilumahat nikta - bas Omy ta5ith ilkas ib 9ara7a - gilt basawy 3alaiha post ati6anaz - 3ajbatny salfat "in 10" hathy
1. We moved into our house laman ana kan 3umry arba3 sneen - gabl la adish madrisa 7ata - ana al7een shway oo bakamil 29. Bageely cham shahar - t5ayalaw laman asoog oo Omy ga3da wiyay lal7een it7awil itdaleeny wain baitna!!! ya3ny 5amsa oo 3ishreen sina ma t3alamat - la ba3adny
2. 6ab3an ka kul ilumahat - 3indha mushkila 3awee9a fil suwaqa. Ehya it5af itsoog lakin mub ra'6ya ti3tirif. Fa basically wehya itsoog ga3da fog il dashboard - ilsikan fi chabidha oo ras-ha lamis sagf il sayara. Lo itchoofoonha tirkab wila tanzil min ilsayara - filim. Tit'3al'3a9 oo titchafas oo 7alat-ha 7ala. Whats her excuse?? Ryooly g9eera lazim ajadim ilkursy. LOOOL
3. Wayid it9adig 7achy ilnas oo 5arba6a6hum - mara wa7da yabatliha 7ab madry shinu - awain zain nag3eeh fi may oo sawy madry shiny oo bisheel ilham oo madry shmin sha3wathat - oo Omy ya7lailha ga3da witgarmish fi hal 7ab tgool a7la min imnaga3 - awain majyoob min swaysra - jarabetah u5ty wila 6ala3 shinu?? 7ab mal 3a9afeer!!! thak ilnitfa. LOOOL. lakin ba3adha mub ra'6ya it9adig "jaybeena min swaysra"
4. Ilyoum ray7a awady my car to the bodyshop / wikala 3ashan yit9ala7 mukan il7adith - 3ad yes the 7adith ily 9ar - and i counted - 72 days ago. wa2a5eeran btit9ala7. ilmuhim i asked my mom to come and pick me up lakin she doesnt know the place so we met somewhere on the road. Fa im driving 60 on a 120 road oo ba3adha 7a'6rat-ha moo ra'6ya til7agny. oo ilman6iqa shway 9ina3ya - ya3ny fahmeen ilfashla?? tractarat bu 40 tons 7umoola ga3deen y3adoony. laman we9alna ilwikala oo salamt il sayara wila achoofha ga3da ib sayarat-ha tan6ur oo takil 7ab shamsy. LOOOL. cinema??? ilmuhim 6ab3an li ma9la7at il jamee3 gawamt-ha oo ana sigt lain ilbait.
5. Fy shay wayid wayid y3a9bny - ana ga3da asoog - wehya ga3da fil 2nd seat. wagfeen 3ala lafa oo ana achoof yameen oo yasar 3ashan itha ako fur9a a6oof - wil madam 7a6a eedha 3ala ildash oo mchandisa 3ala jidam oo ba3ad it6ali3 yameen oo yasar - LAISH?? MINU ILY GA3ID YSOOG AL7EEN??? ITSIDEEN 3ALAY MACHOOF LAISH??? Ufff tiqharny hal 7araka
6. Habbat "MOO ZAIN" - i think every mother ymiroon ib hal habba at least once a month. Mal whatever u say or do "moo zain" - i came back from the doctor today and she gave me pain killers for the muscle pain / spasm i got. "Moo zain kileh itbal3een adwiya" - hhhmmm inshallah bacher ma babla3. LOOOL. - last week kan moo zain kileh ga3da 3ala ilcomputer - kileh fi 7ijritich - tagreen ktab wintay minba67a - tlibseen bidoon chmoom wintay nayma - etc. The list gets weirder and weirder. Obviously all i5tara3at il om il 3azeeza
7. A strange 7araka - ay turmus wila jug wila ay shay laih booz - may9eer ykoon y2ashir 3ala 7ad - kileh bitlifeh 3ashan y2ashir 3ala iljdar - ham moo zain. Laish?? ma7ad yis2al - iljawab "bas moo zain"
8. 7ad marra gayeleha lazim yin3alach il akil thalatheen mara kil lugma 3ashan yinhatham zain - 9adagat ya7lailha - needless to say ilkil m5ali9 mit'3ady wehya ba3adha 3ala il sala6a
9. "Ana Om Kool" - 5o hathy kil shway ti6la3 ib habba yideeda - 6ab3an "sawooly email" wayid minha - 3indha 3ishreen alf email - tubana insaweelha password lakin man3arfa - tiktibeh 3ala warga oo atwaqa3 3ala il'6ahar katba 3alaiha ilgrocery list ily 3a6ateh il6abba5 - ba3d sintain tuba email thany - oo telefonat-ha lazim Samsung "3ashan amayzeh min telefonatkum" hhhmmm Ok - oo lal7een ma mistaw3iba ineh laman tifta7 ilflip it automatically answers the phone - fa tig3id it-hawis 7abbat laima tisma3 9ot (hatha 9ot il hangup 3abalha answer) oo ba3dain twalwil 3alaina "ma 9ala7tooly iltelefone - intu '3ayraneen telefony a7la min malkum"
10. 6al3een family dinner ib Shangri-La - shway ba3eed oo obviously ma nubaha itsoog - so usually ana asoog sayarat-ha since my car "chanha dababa" ya7lailha my car is a 2 door pajero - ily yisma3ha ygool H2. ilmuhim - Im driving wehya 5atmat ilQuraan ib ga3dat-ha - 5air inshallah?? Inty wayid musri3a !!!!!!!! Mama - cham rayich ga3da asoog ana al7een?? chan itrid 3alay "3ala il aqal 160 wa9la" - chan shilat il2uns ily ga3deen wara yitkarkaroon - lany 7ata il 100 ma wa9la on the main road - shwaya oo bay5alfoony il shur6a for "3arqalat il sayr" - la oo laykoon il sayara ily fil lane il thalith jidamna ib kilo '6arbat break "ha ha ha bitdi3my ilnas"
Bas 3ad ykafy 6anaz 3ala Omy - LOOOOL - yallah share your stories!!!