Reporting From My Spa Weekend

Strongly recommended = http://www.alnahdaresort.com/

My Baby Is Hurt

And some bitch actually went to the policeman and said "I got hit by a parked car"

Seriously??? You thought batting you eyelashes would get that to fly!!!!

TRY AGAIN BIATCH

Sh9ayer Bil Q8??

Oman Air - our local airlines msawya 3ar'6 3ala flights to Kuwait. The return ticket is OMR 60/- oo 2 flights per day.

Abi afham sh9ayer hnak ili ilkil rayi7??? My friend is going for business oo Im thinking about going with her.

Baaaaaaaack With Good News

Cant be bothered for long essay type so i will give it to you in bullet points

• Round Nine coming up tonight inshallah - wish me luck
• Dubai was amazing as usual
• Valentines Day was spent on the road
• There will be a new entry to the story being the results of this Dubai trip.
• Little Miss 7 Thousand phones showed up to work makeup-less today, dissappeared in the toilet for half an hour then came back with WEDDING STYLE makeup. Can you beleive that!!!
• Little Miss 7 Thousand phones RESIGNED!!!!!! YIPPPEEEE. now we know what the makeup was for. LOOOOOOOOOL
• My friend is in town for a few days and i feel bad cos i have to work until four everyday
• Planning a weekend in Kuwait next weekend - lets see how that works out.
• I need to pee so I will leave u with this - i think its enough

Going Away

Alright guys - my break will be a little longer than anticipated. Im off this afternoon to Dubai and will be back Saturday evening. My best friend will be coming back with me and staying with me for a few days so I highly doubt I will have a new installment for you before Wednesday.

On the other hand, there will be some new stories to tell about Meems, Sami and T in Dubai since they will be meeting up there.

;P

La3at Chabdy

You talk tooo much. Inzain ana ba3ad haddara lakin 3ad moo chithi? Ma 3awarooch bala3eemich min il li3yan? Ya3ni 9ij 9ij ma itsandarty? M9a6ra laina arba3 telefonat 3ala 6awlatich chanich . . . Asta'3farallah mabi agool. Bas sorry fi 7ayaty ma fahamt laish banat 3indkum sab3een raqam. U think its cool ya3ni? ITS NOT. U look cheap.

Oo ta3aly ba3ad tara I don't have anything personal against you and I wouldn't care if you have so many people that u need to chat to lakin please 7i66i ib-balich ineh you sit less than a metre behind me oo ib9ara7a mabi a3rif rbee3ich shinu labis ilyoum? Tara il7anna wil wanna a7is-ha da5il a'6oony min kithir li3yanich.

Oo ba3ad shaklich wayid '3ala6 winty ga3da bildawam wilkil y3arfich difsha chan faj2a tsaween phone voice laman 3ala mobilich chanich filim sex - allahuma a'3firly thnooby. What's up with the phone voice. Al7een ilsa3a 3ashir oo nu9 oo min awal ma wi9alti ildawam sandarteeny ib li3yanich.

LA3AT CHABDY BASSSSSS
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Seeking Criticism

Ok guys I want honest opinions. What do you think of my story? Are you finding it scandolous / unsuitable for our culture oo tarbiya?

Like I said before the story is semi-autobiographical. The characters are based on real characters lakin the events are not necessarily real.

I guess I'm not getting the responses I expected so I'm sort of in shcik. Twaqa3t malyom comment oo ta3leeqat oo constructive criticism. That's what I'm looking for? I wanna know how everyone expects the story to go because it gives me ideas for the next parts. Oo i lost one follower oo za3lana laish mafi 7ad yitsabag ykoon first comment 3ala bloggy. :(

Yallah ana ma az3al. Tell me honestly.
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10000

MSM 30. . . .

... Crashes once again
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Tagged by Lost eb Amrika

You guys have spoken - first installment coming up soon.

I've been tagged again. About my favourite things. I added some things. Oo I tag Karamilah and Drama and Sh7afana

Favourite colour: Turquoise
Favourite getaway place: Dubai's Al Qasr Hotel
Favourite male perfume: Dunhill Desire - I could just eat the guy wearing it.
Favourite female perfume: Narcisso Rodriguez
Favourite pj brand: La Senza
Favourite clothes brand in general: Dorothy Perkins
Favourite shoes brand: Kurt Geiger and Coach
Favourite handbag brand: Gucci and Burberry
Favourite person in the entire world: My Dad
Favourite country (not including ur own): From the ones I have visited I gotta say its a tie between Morocco and Cyprus
Favourite car: Mercedes G55 Coupe
Favourite sport: Anything to do with water
Favourite sport player: Ali Habsi - Oman's football team Goalie - he is HOOOOTT - ILKAS 3MANEEEEE
Favourite spot in Kuwait: Laish Kuwait? I'm assuming they mean home country. So I would say 007
Favourite animal: Kittens or Puppies
Favourite movie: Legends of the Fall
Favourite singer: Ne-Yo and Rashid ilMajed
Favourite day of the week: Saturday
Favourite time of day: Sunset or Sunrise
Favourite holiday season: Winter
Favourite number: 13
Favourite food: Sushi
Favourite chocolate : After Eight
Favourite cartoon: Finding Nemo and the original Tom & Jerry
Favourite blogger: Everyone who updates regularly
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ILKAS 3MANIIIIIIII

Pictures speak louder than words - we get a day off ba3ad

isnt he like of the hottest Omanies you have seen?? sha59iya oo tikana oo passionate about something - very well spoken and down to earth!!! fedaitik ya 5alid - we need more of you around

Pic Upload Attempt 2

After changing some cam pic settings. Perhaps that was the reason? Success or Failure?
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Pic Upload Attempt

Let me know what u see pple. I'm still trying to learn how to upload pictures. Success or Failure?
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Oman 4-0

Wish3arna saifain wil 5anjar 3mania
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Tagged - waaaayyyyhhhh min zmaaaan I didn't get tagged

Awalan Happy New Year Everyone - 3asa istanastu oo inshallah alfain oo tis3a itkoon sina a7san min ili gabilha

So I have been tagged - basically the ten honest things tag so here goes:

1. I cannot take compliments - ma3arf shagool when I get a compliment oo theech ilsa3a the simple "Thank You" always skips my mind. Usually I just do the fake "wee I'm blushing" thing and start a new sentence with "anyways what were we saying?"

2. Yes I have the typical girlie shopping obsession but I actually enjoy shopping for guys stuff and bedsheets. My best shopping trips were when my bro was going through a wardrobe style change. Gave up some nice designer bags to get him his Abercrombie shit.

3. I pay attention to details too muuch. Wala shay yfootni. I don't like that. Wayid za7ma fi rasi I need a break.

4. I am waaaaayy too trusting. I put blind trust in people whether male or female if they are friends and purely for the reason that they are my friends. But the moment a guy informs me that he is interested in me romantically I automatically loose all trust for him. I'm a freak I know.

5. I dream in parts. Like a musalsal. Ilyoum il7alqa ilowla bacher ilthania oo so on. And with too much detail its scary. Like details like what pattern was on the towel and what pple were wearin. Of course ilkil 3ala I'll mowtha. Loooool.

6. I used to read Mizz magazines and Just Seventeen religiously. Way past my 17th birthday. Loooool how embarrassing. Also I have read every single Jackie Collins novel before the age of 14 that my teacher had to complain to my parents that I was reading books waaay above my age.

7. For some reason I can't sleep on my bed without kadsat thyab 3ala ilsareer. Law the bed fathy ma anam mirta7a.

8. I give off the impression that I am a very confident person but I actually am a huge wimp that lacks confidence. I am anti-feminist and I'm looking for my knight in shining armour that will make me useless and redundant while he does everything for me. I do not like being Miss Independant. I wanna be the Queen of my House. I do not work cos I need it but because I enjoy it. Despite the whole career woman bullshit I will quit my job the moment I have a baby.

9. I have only had one relationship that I consider serious and it lasted from the age of 13 til 21. The others were disasterous souffles. Yet I don't regret anything I just regret lost trust.

10. I have never used a phone other than Nokia phones. I'm very anti anything non Nokia. I'm especially anti-Sony Ericsson yet during my last change I considered the BB or the iPhone. As you see the BB won.

Won't be tagging anyone cos it seems everyone was tagged already. Loool
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Ba3ooth yakilik gool inshallah

Min 9ij this is getting silly. Shlon ma7ad 7ad fil ba3ooth '3airy? Kalani I'll ba3ooth. Jismi kileh 9ayer feeh 7boob tiny tiny wayid it3awir

Of course except for the one bite on my ass. 6ab3an ma y9eer that one is small. Lazim its soooo huge and painful I have to sit on one bumcheek cos its too painful to sit normally. Its so swollen I feel I'm growing another ass.

What's with the breakout on my face ba3ad? Sh9ayer?!?! Three days ago I got compliments from four people about how my face cleared up and now it looks like I got hit by tiny gun pellets.

And no I'm not PMSing. I'm just angry with the world.
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My test post

Ok so this is supposed to be a test post. I don't know whether it will work or not cos I can't check blogs from my blackberry but I guess either I go online when I get home or I receive congrats comments from u guys. Cos I receive emails letting me know who said what.

For fun I will be attaching a pic as well. Two birds one stone laaa.

So please comment and let me know how successful I was.

Here goes nothing.
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Updated - My Blackberry Bold

Yep you got that right - I got the Blackberry bug. Quite a Bold one as well. Teehheehhee.

Update: I was having trouble shifting my almost 600 contacts from my old Nokia to the blackberry. My Omani simcard would not shift anything funny it would only take the clean ones. The old simcards would shift everything and split them up. Funnily enough I used my Etisalat simcard and it worked. It even carried ALL the contacts in one go. I expected I had to do a few trips since last time I check the simcard only carried 200 contacts. I synchronised everything on Outlook and Im in the slow process of cleaning up all my contacts. Bit by bit. Then finally I will have my dream clean tidy and complete address book.

Im getting used to it and Im loving it so far.

Fastidious Babe: I need your advice. How can i get blogger on my BBB?? I keep getting server busy. But only for blogger. Everything else is fine!!!

Excuse me while I go install BB MSN Messenger. LOOOOOOL

19 days to the 19th

Im not really a fan of football but when it comes to the gulf cup im suddenly a hard core fan. In the 17th cup when Oman lost in the finals to Qatar in penalties, I cried. In the 18th, I didnt even bother getting worked up cos I knew the Emaraties were going to be buying the cup (no offence to anyone I swear). So besides being the best team in the GCC, I am depending on the trend of the host country being the winner of the cup and since we are hosting it then the cup is Omani inshallah.

Another reason Im excited is the fact that Oman will have 7araka. Ive already spoken to some of my Khaleeji friends and whether they will be coming over to attend any of the games. The girls are coming for fun but the boys will come for the games I guess. But with the great weather and all the 7arakat that people like doing during football games, there will be a really nice atmosphere in town. Cant wait. 19 days to go.

So round one will be as follows and then depending on the winners it will move into the semi-finals. My prediction is Oman will beat Saudi in the finals. 2-1.

4th Jan--- Oman vs Kuwait -----Group A
4th Jan--- Iraq vs Bahrain ------group A
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5th Jan--- Yemen vs U.A.E ------group B
5th Jan--- Qatar vs K.S.A group B
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7th Jan--- Oman vs Iraq group A
7th Jan--- Kuwait vs Bahrain group A
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8th Jan--- U.A.E vs Qatar group B
8th Jan--- K.S.A vs Yemen group B
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10th Jan- Bahrain vs Oman group A
10th Jan- Iraq vs Kuwait group A
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11th Jan- U.A.E vs K.S.A group B
11th Jan- Yemen vs Qatar group B

Dedication to Danderma

Saw this on TV a few days before I go to Dubai and I wanted to post it up but I didnt get a chance. Here goes. This is for Danderma

BAAAAAAAACCCKKKK

Had a great time - this time it was really special. I think I may have met someone. Not sure yet. Hes a friend's friend and our mutual friend came over to me at some point in the evening telling me that hes been watching me and he can tell I liked him and also that he is a really good guy.

I didnt know what that meant??

Then X's best friend asked me to "take care of X". Seriously what does that mean?? Do all the boys know something I dont??

Mitbarkeen Il 3eed Ya Jama3a

Again courtesy of my friend Moods

Dubai Here I Come Again

Minu nazil Dbai ib ijazat il 3eed?? Ana baroo7 on Monday inshallah. I really need a break and wanna get away from Oman.

I wanna go crazy have some fun and not think about anyone or anything.

I wanna meet new people and change everything about my life.

Hahahahahaha

Have you ever passed by a cheap bar or gone into one of those restaurants with Karoake or even one of those places that have bands. The kind of bands that stay for a month and leave?? Well we have a few of these places here in Oman. The bands are usually Philipino or in some places its just one Philipino chick that is singing yaz3am for entertainment.

Did you notice how limited their selection of songs are?? What is it with the obsession with some old classic balads usually by Job Secada (remember him) and Bryan Adams oo min hay il dagat??

" Aayy jus qaaalll too saayyy i laaab uuu"

Hahahahaha

Here is a Philipino bar singer in training - stolen tino's blog

Im Out

Thank you - never expected such a low blow from you.

I tried to give u the benefit of the doubt - but basically what happened is I was lying to myself and convincing myself that you are a better person.

Now I realise the only person i was fooling is myself.

You really managed this time - you kicked me so hard, u literally blew the wind out of me. I was speechless and breathless.

Allah ysami7 il jamee3 oo ya36i kil 7ad 3ala gad nawayaah inshallah

Mako Shi'3il

I haven't posted for a while. And i dont know what to say. Wayid ashya 9arat bas mali 5ilg

Oh i finally ate something from the baqala. I had a Green Triangle il youm. A5eeran 9ar dori. LOOOL

Might be going camping this weekend. But Im not loving the crowd thats going. So I dont know.

Random Photos - Part XI

When I was younger I always wondered why Quality Street never made a box of one of the kids and a full box of it or a big one. I found this the other day in the supermarket. Never knew they had it. 5asara mafeeh the strawberry rose one.


I love Mint Chocolate and After Eight is one of my favourite. Check out these After Eight "Straws". Cool huh??

Chicken Big Mac meal. Smothered with BBQ sauce. And eaten at home in private and not worrying about stuff dripping down ur face. The best thing ever.

A study session where my friend decided to eat my sugar fix. Btw thats the remains of the buscuit and nutella thing i did a couple of weeks ago.

My goodie drawer in the office. Funny thing about being a recovering chocolateaholic is that u dont necessarily need to eat chocolate. Just being within the proximity is enough. Notice the tube of all pink smarties?? Been there for 10 days now still not opened. But let me say one thing. All the boys i work with are very happy. They are calling me the baqala. LOOOOL

Updated: Root Canal Number Three Was a False Alarm - LOOOL - check out the new kitty pic

First one I was screaming and crying in pain despite multiple injections

Second one I didnt feel and i had one injection

Third one today i didnt feel it and without an injection ba3ad.

Am I becoming immune to dentists??? Or just looking at this cutie all day took all the pain of 16 hours away??




BTW for anyone living in Oman and wants to buy a kitten, 5 of these little fluff balls are for sale.

Ghadoor's Tag

How big is your bed?
LOOOOL now thats a long story. Its custom made. not as wide as a king but longer.

What are you listening to right now?
the hum of the water dispenser fridge and athan il fayir

What was the last thing you ate?
McD's Chicken Big Mac meal

Last person you hugged?
Fahooda

How is the weather right now?
bidaina bil bard - first day no AC

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Baba

Favorite type of food?
all food. LOL. i love food. bas i can eat sushi any time any day any where

Do you want children?
Yes - one boy and one girl bas

Do you wear contacts glasses?
Nope

Favorite holiday?
Morocco - a few years ago. best time ever

Favorite season?
Winter for sure - i love the cold

Favorite car?
realistically mine - wishful thinkingly aston martin

Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
wayyyyhhhh waaaaaaaaayid

Last movie you watched?
Wicker Park on TV il youm

Have you ever fired a gun?
a proper one no

Right-handed or left-handed?
Yameen

Favorite sport?
anything water related

If you could go any place now where would you go?
China

Are you hiding something from someone?
Uff - who isnt

What is the wallpaper on your mobile?
the wikala one - never changed it

Are you a giver or taker?
give give give - gets me screwed every time

What is your favorite restaurant in the world?
Cheesecake Factory - their food is to die for

What's your favourite colour?
Pink

FOR GIRLS: Sex and the City or Grey's Anatomy?
Sex and the city of course

FOR BOYS: Top Gear or Entourage?
hhhmmm should i answer?? kint bagool Top Gear - machoof guys liking entourage at all. us girls are liking it more



whoever wants to do it feel free - i wont force anyone.

Tell me

1. Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. Something I have and YOU want?

4. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

5. Describe me in one word.

6. What was your first impression of me?

7. Do you still think that way about me now?

8. What reminds you of me?

9. If you could give me anything what would it be?

10. How well do you know me?

11. How do you see me in the future?

12. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

13. Are you going to post this in your blog and see what I say about you?

Root Canal Number One - Check

Yep - done today. Emergency root canal when i went running to the dentist after a sudden sharp pain causing me to almost throw up hit me this morning at work.

OUCH

Im having withdrawal symptoms

Chicken Soup stories havent been updated for a few days now.

Im cranky, moody, easily angered and very grumpy and snappy.

These are my withdrawal symptoms

How a China Man Calculates

This is actually very very impressive

LifeBoy Soap Add

Mit2akda il kil chayfeen this add.

Malot the little boy finding a cute little kitten in the garbage and then his mom's friend drags him into the house and says "ma chiftee waladik imwa9i5 nafsu blah blah".

Chan the mother says "kaif in3alimhum blah blah" and she finishes the sentence with "laish??"

Wila the kid goes "eeewa laish??"

I thought it was really cute but also very cheeky on the kid's part.

Did u notice that the scene where the kid gets cheeky has been cut out of the advertisements??

LOOOOOOOOOL

Support of an Amazing Writer

Im following in the footsteps of my fellow blogger Glitter who is supporting this amazing blog that I have been checking religiously. If your interested in reading a very cute and sweet story that is 5afeefa la6eefa, then go here and start at the beginning.

After you decide go here and vote whether you would buy it. The main purpose is to get our new friend to beleive in herself.

Or you can write "BUY IT / FOOGA" here as a comment and we will amalgamate the results.

Random Photos - Part X

I was standing outside the office this afternoon and I spotted Fahooda getting walking with the driver (my bank and his school share a parking lot) so i ran across the parking lot and kidnapped him for a few minutes. Introduced him to people in the office and took a picture of him sitting at my desk. LOOOOL



Stupidest invention ever - lipgloss phone charm. Min hal 7arakat il ma95a ili I like - madri laish. LOOOOOOOOOL



Simsima - my friends son. He refuses to wear any other shoes other than crocs. I asked him if he has other shoes at home and he said NO with the look on his face mal "Im lying and I hope u dont catch me on it" LOOOOL - iyanin

How Come This Never Happens in Muscat???

OPENING DATE: More than 165 new brands will open in Dubai Mall.
More than 165 new retail brands will start operating in Dubai when the Emirate's latest mall opens its doors on Thursday.

Dubai Mall is introducing the new shop names as part of its 1.1 million sq ft retail offering – almost 30 percent per cent of the 3.77 million sq ft of the mall's total gross leasable area.

With many making their Middle East debut, these retailers are entering the Dubai market for the first time or opening up their first standalone stores, mall bosses said.
Retailers opening in Dubai for the first time, or opening up their first-stand alone store cover a range of product categories including fashion, jewellery, food and beverage, home furnishings and specialty stores.

Alberta Ferretti, Joseph, Alexander McQueen, Manolo Blahnik, Agent Provocateur, Galliano, Tom Ford and Lanvin are leading names in the fashion sector.

Armani/Casa, Walentowski Gallery and Bloomingdale's furniture offer first-time services in home furniture, while Burj Al Hamam, Fauchon Café, Rainforest Café, Café Nero, MBCo (Montreal Bread Company), Vapiano, Carluccio's, Ping Pong Dim Sum, Roadster Diner and The Noodle Factory add to the food and beverage roster.

Bubbles & Giggles, Armani Junior, Tommy Hilfiger Kids, Kids Puzzle, Theopille & Patachou and Cacharel Paris are new names in children's and maternity wear, while Jacob & Co, Piaget Boutique and Panerai are new entrants in the watches and jewellery sector.

Dubai Mall is one of the world's largest shopping, lifestyle and entertainment destinations featuring a total of more than 1,200 retailers.

Yousif Al Ali, general manager, The Dubai Mall, said: "The Dubai Mall is providing a revitalising boost to the city's retail offer by introducing over 165 new stores from around the globe.

"It was important for us to bring in names that are new to the region. Therefore, we developed partnerships with leading international retailers for opening their doors for the very first time here.

"These top names in the retail industry will further enhance Dubai's reputation as one of the prime shopping and leisure destinations in the world."

Sawait 7alawa

Madri il youm shfeeni - I guess cos I was super healthy today. Omlet sandwich for breakfast ma5thateh wiyay il dawam oo ba3dain fil maktab ma kalat shay abadan. Sharait water and diet coke lakin sharabt il may bas. No snacks at all. Until 5 pm. Radait il bait oo it'3adait.

Ba3dain I went out for a bit then came back and had home dinner. Kileh proper food mal baitna oo faj2a 9ar 5a6ri shay 7ilu. Mako shay fil bait. Kileh baqlawa kind of 7ilu which i dont like.

So itathakart 7alawa kina insaweeha ayam il madrisa.

Yeebu qush6a oo baskoot musta6eel oo Nutella. Il creams yin5al6oon wiya ba3ath oo ba3dain tsawu layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream layer baskoot layer cream. laima y5ali9 il cream. Ba5aleekum wiya il 9owar laima yibrad fil thalaja oo eeybas.

My Mystery SMSer - UPDATED

Ok for kil ili malgoofeen oo yaboon y3arfoon about the dude that was SMSing me as per my previous post. Well cant be bothered to give a full story of details lakin here are the highlights:

The dude saw me almost a year ago in starbucks talking to a friend and i always stuck in his mind.

He is 29 and a lawyer.

He came across my name in facebook and he realised it was me. Through a glitch he was able to access my profile and get my phone number.

He sounded australian or european but turned out he was Omani with a very strong accent.

He insisted on speaking in English cos he said he expresses himself better.

He talks as if he is reading a text book.

Icing on the cake, he works in the same building I will be working in starting tomorrow. He didnt ask me where I worked because he kept trying to convince me he wasnt a stalker. LOOOL

All this was during the phone conversation. Curiosity got the better of me and I texted him last night asking whether he would be able to recognise me if he saw me on the street and he said he doesnt think so.

Hhhhmmm some excitement huh?? Only saw his pics on facebook. Looks skinny. But looks good in the traditional Omani headgear. Dont know whether I would be able to recognise him. LOOOOL

Update: He is REALLY weird. I bumped into him this morning outside work. Hes really REALLY weird. Very sketchy character who cant stand still and cant look someone in the eye. U know the kind that u can FEEL that they have dodgy intentions.

X 3ala 6ooooooool

First Day of Work

Its 1 am. Ive been in bed since 11.30. Officially today Sunday is my first day of work. I cant sleep. I guess Im worried itha nimt ma ba97a on time.

La oo kawait. Ana 3aneeda. Ili 3indi 7asasia min il ooty. Ili albis il thyab m6ala3a min 7alj chalb wala akweehum. Kawait qamee9y mal bacher. It5ayalu.

Havent been to the gym since I got sick. Its been almost 2 weeks now. BAD BAD BAD. Bas I was sick then I have 4 days of MBA classes in a row then it was the weekend and its now today. Mita aroo7. Ma agdar aroo7 bacher lani il youm msashwira sha3ri oo she did a really good job this time. Ooo ana chan 3aragt shwaya lazim a'3sil sha3ri. Fa gym is out the window tomorrow.

Wilyoum i got a french manicure. Waaaayyyy min zamaaaaan. Kileh I get my nails painted red wila bidoon shay. Il youm gilt basawi french 3ashan il dawam. I love getting manicures. A7is roo7i ntheefa. Il youm kan youm il nathafa 3indi. Self-made moroccan bath. Hair treatment oo blow dry. Mani-pedi.

LOOOOOOL tawni it-thakart. The place I go to is called Nails. Nafs il ma7al feeh far3 mal riyayeel three doors down from the 7areem one. Oo nafs il banat 7ag both places. Chan ydish rayyal oo wagif 3ind il bab ygool yuba maw3id. Ma chift shakleh laneh msaween il bab in a way ili ma ybayin ay shay da5il. Bas u can hear him.

Mary: Yes Mr. Ahmed how are you?
Ahmed: Im good - is anybody free for me?
Mary: When Sir?
Ahmed: Now
Mary: Oh no sorry Sir we have appointments - what u want to do?
Ahmed: I want Manicure Barbecue

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL - fi6ast ana. Ma3arf ygool pedicure ya3ni?? BBQ?? LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Some Excitment In My Life Finally

Msg 1 (11.53 am today)

Words of Practical Wisdom:
1- Money cant buy hapiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedez than a bicycle...
2- Forgive yr enemies, but remember their names...
3- Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember u when he is in trouble again...
4- Most people r only alive bcoz its illegal to shoot them...
5- Alcohol doesnt solve any problem, but neither does milk...

Reply 1 (1.05 pm today)

Who is this??

Msg 2 (2.36 pm today)

I truly apologise for mysterious msg. I was actully going to intr'duce my self though i reckon a verbal introduction is better and rather more appropriate. Would u mind if i call u later on - tell u whom I etc? Until then, have a lov'ly d'y.

Reply 2 (2.43 pm today)

Well u make it hard to say no. Lol.

Msg 3 (2.58 pm today)

Never me'nt to make it hard. My intentions were pure, i swear, to try and make it less vauge, less nonsencse..thats why i suggest'd to talk rather than to mssg'in. Do u believe in hope, if i may ask?

Reply 3 (3.22 pm today)

Hope is what makes everyone get out of bed in the morning. But i have a feeling this is not about hope.

Msg 4 (5.20 pm today)

Apologise for the late reply. Hope..hope. Wehther we b young or old. Our destiny, our being's heart and home. Is with infinitude and only there. With HOPE it is, hope that never die. Effort, and expectation, and desire..and somethng evermore to be. There was never so much of hope..and while there is life, there's hope.

Reply 4 (6.13 pm today)

Interesting lesson on philosphy. But ur missing the point arent u?

Msg 5 (6.13 pm today)

Oh' the point. If i may sum it up as follows..the glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship

Reply 5 (6. 38 pm today)

Ok i get it. Who are u and what do u want from me? I dont have time or patience for these games.

Icing On The Cake

Chaneh ili fini mub kafini - la oo ba3ad lazim i get a root canal on Thursday ba3ad.

Half my face is aneasthised and i cant feel anything and i am drooling all over myself - i have this very sour look on my face because they put a cotton soaked in devils piss inside my tooth and ive fighting back a gag reflex since noon.



I havent broken anything in a while!!! How about breaking a toe!!! Or maybe slicing my head open!!! Just another minor something to keep me from being even remotely productive.

Request By Technogal

Fellow MBA student Technogal who is also in her 2nd week of class - like me - requested me to post pics of my books so here goes

Excuse The Barrage of Posts

But ila ga3da bil bait oo doing nothing except being online, watching TV and eating

Ive watched so many movies since Thursday night its not even funny. Tawny i finished watching Cheaper by the Dozen 2. Chan abchi almost from half the movie. Laman the dad goes to the cinema to spy on his daughter whos on her first date ever. Madri laish Im feeling emotional. Yumkin il 7arara m2athra 3alay.

Min il bar7a ay shay 3ala il TV ili feeh walaw tharat emotionality ila abchi.

Yallah talk to u laters, Spiderman is starting now.

ana ma96oola

Baba: Ha babati - chaif 7alish al7een?? a7san?
Me: Shwaya
Baba: Itrayagti??
Me: La ma gadra 2akil
Baba: 5athayti il dawa???
Me: Al7een ba5theh
Baba: Chaif ta5theeh oo ba6nish fathi??
Me: Inzain bakil
Baba: Awadeesh il doktoor??
Me: La ma yi7taj baba
Baba: Inzain chaif bit9eeri zaina la akil wala dawa???
Me: Ba3rag oo bitroo7 il 7uma
Baba (walking away): Banat a5er zaman, la tuba takil wala tuba dawa wala tuba doktoot, waish hatha il 3nad madri feeha grumble grumble grumble (fade out)
Me (trying to laugh - no energy)

my next buy

This is soooo what Im getting - been looking for it for a while but I really dont know where to get it from here in Oman. Completely forgot when I was in Dubai

http://www.nintendo.com/wiifit/launch/?ref=http://www.google.com.om/search?hl=en&q=wii+fit&meta=#

5alooni Agra3 tarani mareetha

Ok ive been trying to eat healthy and all and have avoided junk food completely. Last time I had any sort of junk food was in Dubai in July cos it was the most convenient and closer and open at that time of the morning.



I just ordered Hardee's. Bas im allowed laa. Cos Im sick!!! oo mako shay fil bait '3air simach magli. oo mali 5ilg i fuss over it.

Why Does This Have To Happen To Me??

Tomorrow is the last day of my holiday and I come down with one of my notorious fevers that will not break until I get an injection in the ass. Seriously??

I dont know what to do?? I dont want an injection. Last time I couldnt sit for days.

My Bank Accounts Have Declared War On Me

This was the damage done by day 2 - now that I am back, my bank accounts are refusing to entertain me anymore. LOOOOL

Im Baaaaaaaaaack - Did u guys miss me??

Hala wallah - im back. Its 1.15 am. I left Dubai at around 330 pm and reached Muscat around 730 pm. Picked up my friend from the airport and dropped her off then came home. Showered changed and went out again and came back a few minutes ago.

Im completely drained.

Just a few pics of Dubai. Details in another post. Im too tired to make any kind of effort to use my 2 remaining awake braincells.

Some ugly contraption that I actually liked - Atlantis lobby

Where we dined at Atlantis

The aquarium at Atlantis

Sami the shark

NOBU :(

Away - Updated from Dubai

Im off to Dubai - just packing my bag now and hitting the road.

I will be taking my laptop with me but now sure if I will be connected at all. Im taking it just in case.

Let me know if anyone will be there and interested in meeting

DONT MISS ME TOO MUCH

PS. I will be here for a week - coming back next Thursday

Insomnia Overload

Il youm kan '3areeb 3ajeeb

Ri7t wizarat il tarbia 3ashan a6ali3 shahadat il thanawiya il 3ama malti laneh dwami ili i just resigned from lost it. Ri7t labsa 3abaya lakin bidoon shaila. Ma3arf. Oo 7ar. Oo 6ab3an nu9il wizara 9arat itza7lij min kithr il sa3abeel. MEN!!! 

Ba3dain wadait il shahada la my old college 3ashan they issue my certificate. They said it will take a week at least.

Chan achoof roo7i 5ala9t mashawiri gilt 5alni adawir shway lani law radait il bait banam oo i didnt wanna do that. Especially ini gayma min il sa3a thintain il thuhur ams oo mwa9la. 

Wila the MBA college yita9loon ygooloon yabu 100 rials registration fees. Fa dazatli ilbnaya ragim il 7sab chan ad5al Intercon (tinental hotel) 3ashan asawi deposit in that Bank Muscat branch.  Im waiting in the lobby chatting to my friend on the phone waiting for valet to bring my car back chan achoof a suspicious looking emarati dude ga3id ygiz. 6ab3an i have to admit my look today was the emarati guys dream. Laman tow9al il sayara chan the guy goes running out oo ana wiya ili 3abaya wil amtar il 5alageen ili waray itrafrif wil sha3ar il msashwar wil makeup wil nathara wil jan6a la oo ba3ad 3ala il telefone, i made a complete fool of myself. Kil shay 6a7 min yadi da5il il sayara so i just pulled in all the extra yards of black into the car chan the emarati guy wagif leaning on his car ygooli "taranna salamna" gimt arid 3alaih "allah ysalmik" washeel il telefone mara thania chan faj2a asma3eh ygool "inzain 3a6eeni ragmich"

LAAAA WALLAH - radait il salam moo ya3ni targeem 3ala 6ool. 3ad 3aneeda - shdaraha bilim'3azal - ila 9ot-ha 3ala il telefone "ki ki ki wa7id emarati '3azalni" to my friend. wayhi munshaki7. zain ashwa ma li7agni

mishait oo ri7t 9ob starbucks chan achoof Dubai licence plates G55 - chan amoot. I LOVE THAT CAR. la wil mu9eeba the dude inside was HOT. mub hathak mal Intercon ga6ee3 il wayh. 6ooleh shubur oo nu9 wilsaneh 3ashir. Laa oo i went towards qurum to visit the Mac store chan achoofeh jidami. For the next half hour kil mukan aroo7eh achoofeh jidami. eee cheee il ashkal wila balash. lakin laish ydawroon on a weekday during working hours. mako 7ad. LOL. misakeen. 

Anyways eventually 5ala9t wiya the MBA kulia ili yaboon the shahada min the old kulia which means i have to go and get my shahada to maktab il ta9deeq myself in order to get it done ASAP.

Radait il bait had late lunch with baba then went to the gym. 

LOOOOOOOL la nasait agool - Fahooda il youm awal 7i99a mal Tae Kwon Do. 5ub fi6asna thi7ik and i have the whole thing on video. 9ij attention span of a gold fish. 7asait il mudarib shway oo bigoolina hes too young sheeloh min 3ala chabdi. LOOOL will upload the video tomorrow. I dont know how to upload on a Mac. 

Ba3ad ma 5ala9t thi7ik 3ala Fahooda i worked my butt off for an hour and a half then came home which was more than three hours ago. AND IM STILL NOT GODDAMN SLEEPY. La ba3ad i didnt shower lani i will become alert and i really dont need that.

Seriously, is this something i should consult a doctor on??

Ako wayid dakatra bloggers - please goolooly, 6abee3i hatha???

Ooo ba3ad nasait agoolikum - some freak dag 3alai awain "3aneeda mi7lawa il youm - sawaitlich 7aran ma chifteeni" inzain int minu??? ha ma 3arafti 9oti 3ayal ki shay fi wagte 7ilu.

ithlif yali ma tista7i - chan asid il telefone fi wayhe - 3a9abni il maleeq.

9ij Ini Booma - Updated

This is seriously how Im feeling

And Im seriously getting sick of it. I cant beleive Im wasting away my holiday sleeping

Wallah chani booma - anam 6ool il nahar wa6la3 6ool il lail - ma 9arat

3indi alf sha'3la oo sha'3la asaweeha - kileh sh'3il wizarat oo bnook

Mako wagt - ift - ya 3aneeda yal booma basich rgad

Shakli bawa9il il youm - shako anam ba3ad. il sa3a garabat il arba3a il fayir

Wil alarm mali msaway 3ala sab3a oo rubu3.

Law nimt - which Ive been trying to do for three hours now - basawi mithl il bar7a

Snooze snooze snooze laima 9arat il sa3a thintain il thuhur

IFT MABI

And it will continue because I just got the MacBook to test drive since Im considering buying the MacBook Air. So far so good but since I need to return it tomorrow evening then yi7taj as-har 3alaih il lailah

Fahooda in video

7abiiiibbbiiiiiiiii - please excuse my voice - i was just recovering from a coughing fit

the 3aneeda Interview

Alright everyone your questions have been answered - if anyone wishes to ask anymore questions after seeing this then go ahead. I will be happy to answer them.

Sorry for the delay but I got distracted with other things. Mainly Fahooda. LOOOL

Here goes - THE QUESTIONS


Big Pearls asks: something you really want to acheive

3aneeda answers: used to have a 5 year plan for my life my whole life. Now it pretty much falls down to 2 things. Acheiving my MBA by the time Im 30. I start in 2 weeks inshallah and looks like im cutting it just a little close. If i delay more than one semester then i will be 31 by the time im done. The second thing is have the 2 kids that I want by the time im 35. now that i cant do anthing about really. lazim an6ur na9eebi. LOOL


deserpalms asks: how old are you?

3aneeda asnwers: LOL its in my blog. Im 28 now. A cancerian / July baby.


Stand-Alone asks: If you had a chance to choose any profession in the world, what would it be and why?

3aneeda answers: i really dont know - i want something glamourous and requires a lot of travelling. a fashion designer perhaps. yep. thats it. for children. it will also combine my passion for kids. i wanna be the next Galliano for shorties. LOL


eshda3wa asks: what famous person do you wish to be?

3aneeda answers: was never into famous people. i saw Mr. Big in a cafe in NYC and didnt even bother getting up or saying hello or whatever. met a lot of famous khaleeji singers throughout my life. i guess i dont wanna be famous cos i like my privacy


Noor ask: ur UAE-ian but u live in Oman... how? or why?

3aneeda answers: nope im pure Omani. But I love dubai. i love the za7ma and the ambience and the hustle and bustle. thats why i always say that my soul belongs to Dubai.


desertpalms asks: would you marry someone that didnt come from the same country as you?

3aneeda answers: of course. in fact i would prefer that i marry someone that doesnt come from the same country. i am not at all fussy about nationality or origin. But i am only fussy about upbringing. being a typically khaleeji girl, then the guy would need to be very very familiar with our GCC culture and tradition. mixed guys would be the bext choice. a half khaleeji half european man!!! looking for a stubborn unconventional girl??? im here. LOL


dandoon asks: why did the chicken cross the road?

3aneeda answers: because it wanted to get on the other side. is this a personality test??


A Journal Entry asks: tell us akthar mawqif efashil 9arlich in ur life!

3aneeda answers: when i was walking in the school corridor with my friend and we were slamming doors and then we saw a guy standing with the door slightly open and i was daring her to do something and i said "i dare you to pull flan out of the doorway" oo the looser heard only "flan out" oo he thought i was asking her to ask him out for me. and he announced it to the whole school. LOOOL. it was embarassing cos he seriously was a LOOSER.


Queen asks: Can we meet up to be friends?

3aneeda answers: guess it still didnt click with you that we used to work together for 2 years!!! LOL


P-Ella asks: ok my grandfather is originally from 3man and i wanted to know about 3man cuz next year enshalla i'll be visiting 3man bs im wondering fee witches there mn al7een?

3aneeda answers: this is the most stereotypical question i get when people realise im omani. LOOOL. there arent any witches there are people that practice black magic and in some specific areas. if u beleive in these things, then u will get paranoid about everything but if u beleive that what God has written for u will happen, then its irrelevant. i beleive in it but i do not accept it.


desertpalms asks: tell us something you did in the past week that youre ashamed of

3aneeda asnwers: proud to say nothing. i rarely do stuff im ashamed off cos i really put a lot of thought into what im about to do before doing it.


desertpalms asks: and something youre proud of =D

3aneeda answers: overcoming the hardships i went through during my academic career and becoming who i am career wise at such a young age and being accepted to the MBA program under the circumstances


P-Ella asks: wooot??

3aneeda answers: u dont know what woot is?? its the sound you make when ur cheering for something. go p-ella woot woot.


Dubai Guy asks: Why do you blog? What really motivated you to start blogging? :-)

3aneeda answers: i guess its a release of some sort. im a huge chatterbox and i always have things to say and my friends often tell me that i pay attention to too much details. and its true. a7is za7ma in my mind. i go to bed at night and i end up thinking about unfinished conversations and what i could have possibly said or done and all different variations and what-if scenarios. i want peace of mind and this helps me acheive it to a certain level.


P-Ella asks: you really seem to love blog not just like ! so who encouraged you from having a blog?

3aneeda answers: well like almost everything in my life, it comes in phases. i started blogging almost 3 years ago i think and i honestly dont remember why i started. This is my first post dated June 23rd 2006 and reading back i realised its complete rubbish. what a shame that i never mentioned what made me start cos now i cant remember. so after a year and a half dissappearance im back with a vengeance. i beleive everyone uses blogging as a source of releif of some sort. whether emotionally or physically. it could be the pounding on the keyboard or just verbalising what u wish to say to someone but do not have the courage for.

The Love Of My Life - Fahooda

Fahooda thinks his muscles are in his elbow so when I asked him to show me his muscles this is what I got

My signature pics - me and Fahooda

Forever attached to his PSP

The pants that inspired me to get the same for Hamad - such a cute bum

Beleive it or not - Fahooda took this pic of my drink

Nothing Going As Planned

Today I decided to run a thousand errands


3aneeda walks into supermarket and quickly grabs chocolates and magazines as a care package for my cousin whos been sick for 3 days. Reach the check out counter


Me: Ba3ad abi may Salsabeel il kbeer
Cashier: Mal il barrad?
Me: Eee
Cashier: Wallah asif m5al9een - min bidayat il ijaza il sharika ma jat it3abi
Me: Ok mashkoor - bas hatha. Cham kileh??


STRIKE ONE


3aneeda drives into the adjacent parking and looks over at the dry cleaners - lights are off and closed sign yilma3 min ba3eed


3aneeda: malat 3alaikum, chankum itdawmoon sa3tain fil isbu3??


STRIKE TWO


3aneeda walks into cousins house and gets attacked by the nephews


Hamad: 3aneeda wadeeni pet shop
Fahad: Aba ashtari 7ayawan - aba ashtari 7ayawan - aba ashtari 7ayawan - abi ashtari 7ayawan
Me: Fahooda chani ma fahamt - ba3ad 3eedha mara ziada
Fahad: Inzain abaaaaa
Me: Mr. Scatterbrain (Fahad's new nickname) - bawadeek lakin roo7 badil il t-shirt - mitwa9i5. Inta ba3ad Hamad t-shirtik mitwa9i5. Intu wishu sawaitu wiya jadee
Hamad: Fahad kan yakil ice cream oo 6aya7a oo wa9a5ni (turns around to show me his shoulder)
Fahad: Ana ba3ad itwa9a5t (turns around and shows me his bum)
Me: @@


Half an hour later at the pet shop


Hamad: Aba parrot
Me: La2 parrot wayid kbeer oo iz3aj
Hamad: Inzain aba dog
Me: Ma gilna ma y9eer dog - ma yda5looneh il bait oo bimoot bara3 fil 7ar
Hamad: Inzain aba turtle
Me: Roo7 gool lal rajal oo nagi ay wa7id tuba - Fahooda tuba turtle inta ba3ad?
Fahad: La2 maba turtle aba SULFA7A22
Me: @@


HOME RUN

Mr. Scatterbrain - a name his mom and I came up with while checking out children's story books in Borders and we came across the Mr. and Little Miss books

Phone rings at 11.15 pm

Dad: haa baba wainish???
Me: Hi baba, ana bait 9adeeqti - 9adatni i5it-ha ma m5alitini a6la3
Dad: wain bait-hum
Me: Fil qurum
Dad: Inzain babati la tit2a5ari wajid
Me: Ok baba

Phone rings at 1.15 am

Mom: Inteee wain?
Me: ana bait 9adeeqti - ma gadra a6la3
Mom: laish ba3ad
Me: u5t 9adeeqti maskatni kil ma abi ansi7ib wila hiya ib nu9il salfa - ista7at aga6i3ha - baba yidri
Mom: haa m5abra aboosh ya3ni - Inzain ya3ni al7een bitrij3i
Me: Inshallah

3aneeda walks into the house at 2 am

3aneeda ya3ni 3aneeda

Which means regardless of what anyone says to me, I do exactly what I want. And with full confidence that everyone will like it.

Therefore I went against the 86% of the voters that wanted me to keep my original arabian look and the final result is . . . . . (drum rolls please)

Updated: It Is Now 12.41 am . . .

. . . and i have just finished cleaning my room, showered and wearing my favourite socks (pictured). Gave myself a quick 5 minute face mask and feeling very fresh

. . . which means that Ramadhan is officially over for us thus making Oman the last country in the world to enter Eid (as usual)

KIL 3AM WINTI IB ALF 9I7A OO SALAMAH

3EEDKUM IMBARAK OO 3ASAKUM MIN IL 3AYDEEN WIL SA3IDEEN

(image courtesy of moods @ He Speaks)

Updated: Hectic Day - Part 2

Taken from this post dated September 24th - So much for progress

Things I need to do by next Tuesday (which is today):

1. Buy Baba's Eid Na3ala - DONE
2. Decide whether to wear a dress or pants - DONE
3. Buy pants for outfit of choice (therefore no. 2 done - LOL) - CANCELLED
4. Cut and dye hair - PENDING
5. Get manicure and pedicure - CANCELLED
6. Organise and deliver professional and academic papers to new employer - PENDING
7. Take car for service (350 Kms overdue) - PENDING now 800 kms overdue
8. Fix brothers phone - DONE
9. Do the long overdue if6ar party at home - RAMADHAN OVER AND DIDNT HAPPEN
10. Attend the charity fair - NEVER WENT
11. Take nephews for Eid shopping spree - CANCELLED
12. Get facial done - DONE
13. Take clothes to dry-cleaning - PENDING
14. Plan Dubai trip - PENDING
15. Make Dubai shopping list - PENDING
16. Buy friend's baby shower gift - PENDING

Reminders

Just wanted to remind you guys about 2 things

Should I colour my hair?? 7ata wala il voting bageeleh3 days lakin my appointment is bacher il 9ub7. Btw Im very leaning towards a medium brown base with lowlights blended in.

My interview which I will be answering this coming weekend. I know i said i was going to answer it Monday wila Tuesday (ie ams wila il youm) lakin ba3adni ma 3indi halgad wagt.

IM NOT READY FOR 3EEEEEEED

Typical Eid Conversation With Babati

Phone rings

Baba: Allooo - ha baba
Me: Hi Baba - al7een bow9al il bait
Baba: OK 7abibti

I enter the house

Baba: Ha 7abibti - sha5bar il soug? ishtaraiti shay?
Me: Ma 7a9alt shay 7aggi - lakin hatha 7agik (struggling to get a box out of a bag)
Baba: 7aggi ana?? Moo ray7a itdawri shay 7ag il 3eed?
Me: Eee ma 7a9alt ili abeeh (hands over box)
Baba: Laish inzain??
Me: Na3alat il 3eed laaa??
Baba (surprised): 7abibti maleh da3i - mashkoora wayid 7ilwa
Me: Ba 3ad kil 3eed min 5ams sneen ashtari laik n3alat il 3eed oo ba3dik mista'3rib
Baba: 7abibteeee - inzain cham tubi?
Me: 3ajbatik?
Baba: Eee wayid 7ilwa. Cham tubi?
Me: Cham aba 7ag waish?
Baba: ib cham il ni3al?
Me: Gool wallah!!! Min mata ba3ad a5ith baizat minik!!!

To be repeated next Eid

So Thats What Was Making It Heavy + Gym buddies

I basically got tired of my very heavy handbag so I decided to empty it out and do a cleaning process. Unbeleivable the amount of shit that came out. Can you imagine ALL that was inside my handbag

1. Medicines
2. Hair stuff
3. Lip glosses
4. Just-In-Case sweeties (all expired of course)
5. Earphones and electrical stuff
6. 4 cheque books
7. Spare phone
8. Notebooks
9. Loose papers including old receipts, ATM slips and valet parking ticket
10. OMR 5 rial note, 7 hundred baiza notes and one dirham coin loose money
11. Loose randomly collected business cards
12. Wallet
13. My missing necklace
14. Business card holder
15. Little pouchy thing for random stuff
16. Camera case
17. Gift certificate envelope and bills
18. Pharmacy Bag with spray medication
19. Bottle of water
20. Perfume bottle (one only)
21. Hand lotion
22. Body Spray
23. Oh yeah and the camera that I used to take the picture - NOT in the case - its independant. LOL
    

And for fun - my nephews were my gym buddies today - for all off about a minute and a half before they got picked up for haircuts. Check out the little one (red t-shirt) he couldnt even reach the handle bars. LOOOL. Hamad, the older one is so intelligent.

Hamad: Why do people go to the gym?

Me: If they want to loose weight. You dont need it

Hamad (blowing out his tummy): Look im fat - i need to go to the gym

Me: No your not - u dont eat properly you cant go

LATER

Hamad: Mama i went on the treadmill

Mama: Did u enjoy it?

Hamad: Yeah but people like me dont need to go to the gym

WTF

Disclaimer: If you are easily disgusted, please stop here. Doctors please advise.

Madri shu yani il youm. Kint abad mub yow3ana bas 3a6shana mot. Il fa6oor kan bait 5ali. Wi9alt oo garba3t thalath gla9at may warahum gla9ain 3a9eer laymoon.

Ma kalait ila sprint rolls and mini hotdog rolls. Ooo lugmatain lasagne. Ba3dain chan achoof 9a7n il lgaimat oo ad7ash arba3 7abbat fi wayhi.

93adt fog ib gla9 il laymoon il thalith chan abda2 aki7. Bsir3a rkatht il 7ammam chan azawi3. Shgad zawa3t in9adamt. Ma kalait shay. Min wain yay kil hatha???

Chan iblees yil3ab fini - 5ala9 la troo7i il gym inti mareetha. Lakin la ri7t.

6la3t min il gym lagait my friend oo sharabt kobain latte. A7is 3umri 79an.

Shilsalfa?? To my dakatra readers. Goolooly, kil shay 3adi wila feeh hatha ili ysamooneh stomach bug??

Interviewing 3anooda

Update: Since I dont have many readers Im changing the rules - each person may ask as many questions as they want. I will answer the questions next Monday or Tuesday.

Bomb Away

This is your chance to ask me about whatever goes through that weird brain of yours.

The rules:
- You can ask me one question only.
- If questions can jeopardize my identity, I will refrain from answering,
- I will answer ALL your questions in my next post.

Inzain Laaaaiiiiissshhhh??

Ya3ni fahamt ineh ako asami '3areeba 3ajeeba 5i9a fil emarat. Gom Hazza3 oo Fazza3 oo Bandar oo chee. Ma i5talafna. Wa7id yabi ysami il bichir 3ala ism obooh oo a5er shay yi6la3 ism il walad mathalan Awadh Salim Awadh Salim Awadh Salim Al Awadhi (law ako wa7id ykoon hatha ismeh wallah il 3atheem taraha 9dfa)

Ilmuhim - ykisroon 5a6ra il yahal ili laih sa2alteh 3an ismeh ygool Adul Wamhan laneh isim 9a3ib oo ma yigdar a9lan ygool Abdul Rahman mithl il nas.

Ana kal 3ada imjabla il TV ili yar6in min 9aba7 allah 5air wala7ad ma36eeh wayh. 3adi law 9arat qanah filipinia bayla7ith oo btaq3id laima baba biyee ychoof a5bar.

So abi afham - hathol il sowriyeen youm ytarjimoon il cartoons 7ag mbc 3, laish ysamoon ay min il sha59iyat FAZZA3!!!! min 9ijhum ya3ni?? shmin asami hathi

Wain ayamna ili kilhum asami bani 2admeen 6abee3iyeen mithil Majid oo Ahmed oo Ayman..

Updated: Since he was mentioned - candy for your eyes. My all time favourite pic of the only person in the world that can get away with a name like Fazza3

To Dye or Not To Dye

People I need advice - sha3ri al7een aswad oo g9eer - ag9ar min hathi il 9ora il owla

Abi a9ba'3 sha3ri mithil il 9ora il thania bas kil man 6arait il salfa laih galoli la asaweeha wil aswad wayid a7la 3alai.

Lakini wayid mitmalila min il aswad. BORING magdar asawi shay ila straight. Abi ta'3yeer.

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