This post is basically triggered by a few things that happens today as well as other blogger's posts about something their mom's did - 3ad kil ilumahat nikta - bas Omy ta5ith ilkas ib 9ara7a - gilt basawy 3alaiha post ati6anaz - 3ajbatny salfat "in 10" hathy
1. We moved into our house laman ana kan 3umry arba3 sneen - gabl la adish madrisa 7ata - ana al7een shway oo bakamil 29. Bageely cham shahar - t5ayalaw laman asoog oo Omy ga3da wiyay lal7een it7awil itdaleeny wain baitna!!! ya3ny 5amsa oo 3ishreen sina ma t3alamat - la ba3adny
2. 6ab3an ka kul ilumahat - 3indha mushkila 3awee9a fil suwaqa. Ehya it5af itsoog lakin mub ra'6ya ti3tirif. Fa basically wehya itsoog ga3da fog il dashboard - ilsikan fi chabidha oo ras-ha lamis sagf il sayara. Lo itchoofoonha tirkab wila tanzil min ilsayara - filim. Tit'3al'3a9 oo titchafas oo 7alat-ha 7ala. Whats her excuse?? Ryooly g9eera lazim ajadim ilkursy. LOOOL
3. Wayid it9adig 7achy ilnas oo 5arba6a6hum - mara wa7da yabatliha 7ab madry shinu - awain zain nag3eeh fi may oo sawy madry shiny oo bisheel ilham oo madry shmin sha3wathat - oo Omy ya7lailha ga3da witgarmish fi hal 7ab tgool a7la min imnaga3 - awain majyoob min swaysra - jarabetah u5ty wila 6ala3 shinu?? 7ab mal 3a9afeer!!! thak ilnitfa. LOOOL. lakin ba3adha mub ra'6ya it9adig "jaybeena min swaysra"
4. Ilyoum ray7a awady my car to the bodyshop / wikala 3ashan yit9ala7 mukan il7adith - 3ad yes the 7adith ily 9ar - and i counted - 72 days ago. wa2a5eeran btit9ala7. ilmuhim i asked my mom to come and pick me up lakin she doesnt know the place so we met somewhere on the road. Fa im driving 60 on a 120 road oo ba3adha 7a'6rat-ha moo ra'6ya til7agny. oo ilman6iqa shway 9ina3ya - ya3ny fahmeen ilfashla?? tractarat bu 40 tons 7umoola ga3deen y3adoony. laman we9alna ilwikala oo salamt il sayara wila achoofha ga3da ib sayarat-ha tan6ur oo takil 7ab shamsy. LOOOL. cinema??? ilmuhim 6ab3an li ma9la7at il jamee3 gawamt-ha oo ana sigt lain ilbait.
5. Fy shay wayid wayid y3a9bny - ana ga3da asoog - wehya ga3da fil 2nd seat. wagfeen 3ala lafa oo ana achoof yameen oo yasar 3ashan itha ako fur9a a6oof - wil madam 7a6a eedha 3ala ildash oo mchandisa 3ala jidam oo ba3ad it6ali3 yameen oo yasar - LAISH?? MINU ILY GA3ID YSOOG AL7EEN??? ITSIDEEN 3ALAY MACHOOF LAISH??? Ufff tiqharny hal 7araka
6. Habbat "MOO ZAIN" - i think every mother ymiroon ib hal habba at least once a month. Mal whatever u say or do "moo zain" - i came back from the doctor today and she gave me pain killers for the muscle pain / spasm i got. "Moo zain kileh itbal3een adwiya" - hhhmmm inshallah bacher ma babla3. LOOOL. - last week kan moo zain kileh ga3da 3ala ilcomputer - kileh fi 7ijritich - tagreen ktab wintay minba67a - tlibseen bidoon chmoom wintay nayma - etc. The list gets weirder and weirder. Obviously all i5tara3at il om il 3azeeza
7. A strange 7araka - ay turmus wila jug wila ay shay laih booz - may9eer ykoon y2ashir 3ala 7ad - kileh bitlifeh 3ashan y2ashir 3ala iljdar - ham moo zain. Laish?? ma7ad yis2al - iljawab "bas moo zain"
8. 7ad marra gayeleha lazim yin3alach il akil thalatheen mara kil lugma 3ashan yinhatham zain - 9adagat ya7lailha - needless to say ilkil m5ali9 mit'3ady wehya ba3adha 3ala il sala6a
9. "Ana Om Kool" - 5o hathy kil shway ti6la3 ib habba yideeda - 6ab3an "sawooly email" wayid minha - 3indha 3ishreen alf email - tubana insaweelha password lakin man3arfa - tiktibeh 3ala warga oo atwaqa3 3ala il'6ahar katba 3alaiha ilgrocery list ily 3a6ateh il6abba5 - ba3d sintain tuba email thany - oo telefonat-ha lazim Samsung "3ashan amayzeh min telefonatkum" hhhmmm Ok - oo lal7een ma mistaw3iba ineh laman tifta7 ilflip it automatically answers the phone - fa tig3id it-hawis 7abbat laima tisma3 9ot (hatha 9ot il hangup 3abalha answer) oo ba3dain twalwil 3alaina "ma 9ala7tooly iltelefone - intu '3ayraneen telefony a7la min malkum"
10. 6al3een family dinner ib Shangri-La - shway ba3eed oo obviously ma nubaha itsoog - so usually ana asoog sayarat-ha since my car "chanha dababa" ya7lailha my car is a 2 door pajero - ily yisma3ha ygool H2. ilmuhim - Im driving wehya 5atmat ilQuraan ib ga3dat-ha - 5air inshallah?? Inty wayid musri3a !!!!!!!! Mama - cham rayich ga3da asoog ana al7een?? chan itrid 3alay "3ala il aqal 160 wa9la" - chan shilat il2uns ily ga3deen wara yitkarkaroon - lany 7ata il 100 ma wa9la on the main road - shwaya oo bay5alfoony il shur6a for "3arqalat il sayr" - la oo laykoon il sayara ily fil lane il thalith jidamna ib kilo '6arbat break "ha ha ha bitdi3my ilnas"
Bas 3ad ykafy 6anaz 3ala Omy - LOOOOL - yallah share your stories!!!
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12 m3andeen:
I LOVED UR MOM! abee asma3ha wehya tet7acha=P
i loooove your mother, like seriously ;**
okay here are some mama stories
1. love ana bshtery blackberry bs I wont add you on my bbm 6ab3an I wouldnt want that either but I thought what the hell lets ask, laish mama, leana you will constantly be there. you feel the love?
2. I went shopping with her when she was here, I gained 7 kilos so I no longer fit into my size 2 jeans o ehya kil shway ityebly size 2 jeans o itgouly o nisait your fat now ayeblich size 10??
3. laish labsa yellow dress, why not mama, it does not compliment your complexion ana agoul take it off and give it to me ;p
4. mama intay bt5athen il peek a boo bag? ee mama laish, leana I want it, okay you take it as well ana I want the black one, laa b3dain il kil egoul iny trying to be hip mithlich.....hip?? walla 9ij?? she actually believes that?
my mother's stories lean towards the annoying part and not the funny part BUT that is my mama ;**
lool, you mum is fun and cool to live with.
My mum is serious but she does have her fun side but she only shows it when she likes.
If i am driving then thats it...i cant drive with focus, cause she will be nudging me on everything i do. like if i am approaching the traffic light and its still red, i know that i have enough time to break, she will still shout and say break break.
like last week, i was driving to Manchester Airport from Liverpool, to pick my aunti coming from Oman. Mum decided to come with me, as its my 3rd attempt to drive on the long motorway. All the way to the aiport she finished reading the whole Quran, she even made me nervous and stressed, at one point i was to pull over and stop driving. Althought the weather was not good at all, was raining heavly and windy, and the car we have is very light, a slight move by a truck shakes the car. But, she still managed to frustrate me, bless her she is soooo worried about my safety but she over does it.
almuhim,, that we managed to go and return back home safe.
now, just to think about the trip again that i will have at the end of this month when i take my aunti to the airport to return back to Oman, is making me crazy.
Plus, mum is a complete opposit to your mum. She drives with a minimum speed of 120k/h. She always gets fines and she pays them when she likes. LOOL
ta3dy radarat shaware3, wa tetjahal-hum ba3ed.
one time i went back to Oman in my holidays, and my brother was working as a sensor, senseing where the Road Radars are and warn mum with them, so she can slow down when she gets the chance, and then pick up the speed once she cross them.
I was really laughing, because the way the speed of the car was moving upwards and downwards was shaking me.
ohhhh, one more thing to mention. :p
Mum applied to join the Oman Rally years back, and they refused her after assessing her driving level.
you know why!
Because she was classfied as a dangerous driver, who drives faster than a normal rally driver. :D:D:D:D
She was disappointed ....LOOOOOL. i laughed my head off, when she came back home upset.
looool
etyanin ur mom
i laughed my ass off at the jug thing
bas moo zain
haha
allah ykhaleeha likom
ya7lailha ur mom..allah ye5aleeha
wa7leeel'ha ur mum.. she sounds sooo sweet.. Alah ykhalleelha leekum
LOOOL wanasaa ur mom .. walla funny .. !! i feel both of u make a hellarious couple .. doom tstwelkum mawa8if cool
my mom is the type ely y7ib y'3ye'6 .. so i go like mom i want a BB the next day shes goes n get her 1 on top of 3 more mobiles .. [ 7saitoo ] . .
okiee i go like mom i want this bag she goes n get it for her self .. NO ME !! later she says taraa we share stuff 3adee ill let u share it with me
once thier was a mousqito in the car so she was like kill it .. i said laaa ewww i hate insects .. while shes driving she raised the volume of the radio till the Max. . i told her mom y the loud volume n she answers .. madreee u must kill the mousqito or ill will not concentrat at all .. w ana SHDA5AAL
Awal shay ... mo zain mo zain 3ala omeech ... :-)... Number 5, my mum dose the same, la shoo kether she dont like driving only drives to her work brcause she have too, otherwise i am the driver even to events that i am not invited... laa ba3ad she have to say, take this way no take this one no go around no park here atc atc atc .... and its endless
bass walla omech 3asal ... allah ye5aleh :D
sugar - she talks like those old ladies mal ilba7rain - like beebeety and stuff
love ;** - LOOOOOOOOL ma9adig - ur mom tu7fa
1. 3ad ana umy lo zain ti3rif itrid 3ala iltelefone without hanging up on my face
2. KAAAK shes in denial
Solafa - this is not my mom showing a fun side -this is my mom 6abee3y - mal 3ady she will stand in the middle of the supermarket causing traffic and arguing whether we take 2 cans of baked beans wila 4 with full explanations
Solafa - coool u have a speed racer mom - WOW
eshda3wa - uuuffff ma sema3tu ams - moo zain i go to the chiropractor laneh he touches my ass - 3ady anshal min '6ahry lakin la rayyal yjees my ass
Big Pearls - thanks allah yisma3 minich inshallah
Um Qusay - mashkoora wallah allah y5aleeha lina inshallah oo y6awil min 3umurha
simply.me - uufff oo kileh mawaqif mu7rija - for me only of course - 3indiha 3ady
No Identity... - LOOOOL
your mom rocks!!!! :):):)...
but the " takil 7abbat shams chena cinema"<<< that cracked me up..!!!..
Nashwa Nashwa nashwa..:)
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