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    Friday, October 03, 2008

    Nothing Going As Planned

    Today I decided to run a thousand errands


    3aneeda walks into supermarket and quickly grabs chocolates and magazines as a care package for my cousin whos been sick for 3 days. Reach the check out counter


    Me: Ba3ad abi may Salsabeel il kbeer
    Cashier: Mal il barrad?
    Me: Eee
    Cashier: Wallah asif m5al9een - min bidayat il ijaza il sharika ma jat it3abi
    Me: Ok mashkoor - bas hatha. Cham kileh??


    STRIKE ONE


    3aneeda drives into the adjacent parking and looks over at the dry cleaners - lights are off and closed sign yilma3 min ba3eed


    3aneeda: malat 3alaikum, chankum itdawmoon sa3tain fil isbu3??


    STRIKE TWO


    3aneeda walks into cousins house and gets attacked by the nephews


    Hamad: 3aneeda wadeeni pet shop
    Fahad: Aba ashtari 7ayawan - aba ashtari 7ayawan - aba ashtari 7ayawan - abi ashtari 7ayawan
    Me: Fahooda chani ma fahamt - ba3ad 3eedha mara ziada
    Fahad: Inzain abaaaaa
    Me: Mr. Scatterbrain (Fahad's new nickname) - bawadeek lakin roo7 badil il t-shirt - mitwa9i5. Inta ba3ad Hamad t-shirtik mitwa9i5. Intu wishu sawaitu wiya jadee
    Hamad: Fahad kan yakil ice cream oo 6aya7a oo wa9a5ni (turns around to show me his shoulder)
    Fahad: Ana ba3ad itwa9a5t (turns around and shows me his bum)
    Me: @@


    Half an hour later at the pet shop


    Hamad: Aba parrot
    Me: La2 parrot wayid kbeer oo iz3aj
    Hamad: Inzain aba dog
    Me: Ma gilna ma y9eer dog - ma yda5looneh il bait oo bimoot bara3 fil 7ar
    Hamad: Inzain aba turtle
    Me: Roo7 gool lal rajal oo nagi ay wa7id tuba - Fahooda tuba turtle inta ba3ad?
    Fahad: La2 maba turtle aba SULFA7A22
    Me: @@


    HOME RUN



    Mr. Scatterbrain - a name his mom and I came up with while checking out children's story books in Borders and we came across the Mr. and Little Miss books




    Phone rings at 11.15 pm

    Dad: haa baba wainish???
    Me: Hi baba, ana bait 9adeeqti - 9adatni i5it-ha ma m5alitini a6la3
    Dad: wain bait-hum
    Me: Fil qurum
    Dad: Inzain babati la tit2a5ari wajid
    Me: Ok baba

    Phone rings at 1.15 am

    Mom: Inteee wain?
    Me: ana bait 9adeeqti - ma gadra a6la3
    Mom: laish ba3ad
    Me: u5t 9adeeqti maskatni kil ma abi ansi7ib wila hiya ib nu9il salfa - ista7at aga6i3ha - baba yidri
    Mom: haa m5abra aboosh ya3ni - Inzain ya3ni al7een bitrij3i
    Me: Inshallah

    3aneeda walks into the house at 2 am
    3anadat hal 3anooda at 5:21 AM

    16 m3andeen:

    Anonymous said...

    sulfa7aa22----> looool

    i will use it from now on :P

    6:16 AM
    Shayouma said...

    LooooL the kids are funny.. May Allah Protect them..

    It took me a while and a huge effort to read this because I find it hard to read Arabic in English .. I don't know why bloggers do this instead of just writing in Arabic ?

    9:50 AM
    Shayouma said...

    LooooL the kids are funny.. May Allah Protect them..

    It took me a while and a huge effort to read this because I find it hard to read Arabic in English .. I don't know why bloggers do this instead of just writing in Arabic ?

    9:51 AM
    Shayouma said...

    LooooL the kids are funny.. May Allah Protect them..

    It took me a while and a huge effort to read this because I find it hard to read Arabic in English .. I don't know why bloggers do this instead of just writing in Arabic ?

    9:51 AM
    Delicately Realistic said...

    I LOVE THE ACCENT !!


    Abaaaaaa !

    1:20 PM
    Big Pearls said...

    3ad hal ayam ga3da afaker ayeeb li parrot!

    3:54 PM
    Anony said...

    ya5teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    hehehe im in a hurry i didnt read the post , i just saw the pic and couldnt help it

    heheheh mashallah he's so cute allah ya7fethaa

    4:02 PM
    Anony said...

    LOOOOOL

    heheheheh 3afya salfa makahlesaat :P
    heheh and fahad and hamad are soo cuuutee mashallah :P

    4:10 PM
    rencontrer Pauline said...

    haha loya loya :P oh well i duno if its orange or lemon in his mouth,i actually did the same thing he did:P

    4:16 PM
    MeeMzZ said...

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!... La2 maba turtle aba SULFA7A22!! hehehehehe;p cool post!!;p it was soo funny!!;p

    4:57 PM
    Anonymous said...

    ana il ooooooooola heeya!! anyways... ya 7elwi wana dasha il bait 2AM!!!! LOL ana ib rm'6an my curfue is around 12ish oo laa arid il bait wana 3ala a39abi LOL

    5:11 PM
    Anonymous said...

    weeeeee lazim approval wana 3abali eni il oola!!! Uff thani mara it9eer feeni!!!:@

    5:15 PM
    3anooda said...

    ZaMaHReeR - i know. its been a couple of months since he started saying it and we never stop laughing. he keeps insisting on using it.

    shosho - inshallah yi7fath-hum. oh and the 3arabzy thing, its because its easier for me to just type exactly whats going through my head that specific moment. especially with conversations i dont wanna loose the true effect in translation

    DR - LOL this is what we refer to as the ba7rani accent. btw its not omani at all.

    Big Pearls - laish?? i hate parrots. muz3ijeen oo maleeqeen.

    Anonymous - read the post and u will love him even more

    Anonymous - so how do you love him now? sowalifhum ma t5ali9.

    p-ella - it was an orange and he kept chasing me to take a picture. ya7laileh hes the one that hates pics

    MeeMzZ - thanks. Mr. Scatterbrain kileh ytha7ikni. min habalteh miskeen. insameeh dopey ba3ad

    sugar - hate to break it u lakin my curfew is 11 oclock. bas chaneh il 3eed is an exception??

    sugar - LOOOL ee i moderate

    5:49 PM
    desertpalms said...

    fidwaaa theyree so cutee..heheh sulfa7aa2 aww Allah yikhaleehom lkom <3 i wana steal them bothh =P

    im in love with the accent tooo

    7:51 PM
    jooj said...

    LOOOOL aham shay tbi turtle? la abe sul7afa2 hahahahaha y7laaaaila allah y7af'6hom

    8:52 PM
    3anooda said...

    desertpalms - ba3adni ma 9awart il sulfa7a2 3shan araweekum. steal?? get in line. LOL.

    PS. whats the big deal about the accent?? i find it very boring.

    jooj - ee ba3deh yi3rif inhum nafs il shay lakin shakleh he likes saying sulfa7a2

    2:09 AM

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